Lord Bobo

Lord Bobo, birth name Lord Bobo, Bringer of Chaos and Eternal Damnation Upon Our Cursed World, is an Italian-born god and pornstar. He is the son of disgraced god Gare, Lord of Lords, former king of the universe and cow Mamá Mucca. He is married to Regina Mucca and is the father of Bogina Mucca. Lord Bobo was born in 8,500 B.B (Bobo Birth). He is the son of Gare. His mother was unable to conceive which prompted her cowman to pray to Gare. After 666 days of prayer, the cow fell pregnant. When Bobo was born 283 days later, he startled the cowman because of his immense power. When he fell out of his mother, a violent earthquake erupted. He was dubbed the "Plastic Cow" in the mid-1990s because of the juices his mother produced when he was born which gave him a plastic-esque appearance.

His mother was slaughtered in front of him shortly after his birth. The man behind the slaughter was later killed by Gare along with the rest of the community. After the killing, Bobo was taken to Di Sopra in order to start his divine duty. Not much is known about Bobo's calfhood in Di Sopra.

The slaughter behind his mother caused Bobo to go on a rampage in modern-day China which killed millions.

In the late 2010s, Bobo blessed Regina with a child. Regina is unable to conceive as she is technically deceased. Bogina Mucca was born on October 4th, 2019.

Powers and Abilities

Because Bobo is a divine being, he has countless abilities. He can control the weather, influence humans and animals. He has the ability to create plagues (disclaimer - Bobo is not responsible for COVID-19). He has the ability to create proxies and/or prophets. Bobo can create life and destroy life. He has the ability to revive.

Bobo is able to speak many languages such as; Plastican, English, Spanish, Gibberish, Enchantment Table, etc. It is plausible to assume that he is fluent in every language.

List of abilities:


 * 1) Shapeshifting
 * 2) Precognition
 * 3) Telepathy
 * 4) Telekinesis
 * 5) Teleportation
 * 6) Weather Manipulation
 * 7) Manipulation/Mind Control
 * 8) Plague Creation (Bobo is still not responsible for COVID-19.)
 * 9) Revival
 * 10) Flight

Education

Bobo was given a standard education in Di Sopra. On May 28th, 2020, Bobo was accepted into the world-renowned Squidward Community College. He is majoring in African Studies.

Trivia

Bobo’s favorite type of pornography is gay pornography.

His favorite song is “Decode” by Paramore.

Bobo is Team Edward. He has pre-ordered 164 copies of the newly announced Midnight Sun.

As of May 2020, Bobo is conformed to be at least 50% gay.

Bobo is a masochist.

ONLY A GOD CAN KILL A GOD.

Bobo is not responsible for COVID-19.

Bobo has an insatiable blood lust.

There are children in the basement.

Give orange me give eat orange me eat orange give me eat orange give me you.