Regina Mucca

Regina Mucca (full name Regina Amala Mucca) is an Italian mogul, pornstar, and Plastican guru. She is the wife of Lord Bobo and mother of Bogina Mucca. She is the daughter of Ippolita Mucca (née Bello) and Mucca family heir Francesco Mucca. Her sister, Principessa “Carmen” Odia Mucca was second in line for the Mucca family fortune.

Regina was born on February 14th, 1456. She is the oldest daughter of Ippolita and Francesco Mucca. Her sister, Carmen, was born three years later in 1459. As a child, Regina enjoyed practicing her coronation for the heir of the Mucca family heir.

When Regina was 12, she met fellow child heir Borso Dio. They quickly fell in love and planned to get married. Regina, Carmen, and Ippolita were victims of the Rampage of 1475. She was revived by Bobo (using his Borso disguise). They soon got married when Regina was 19 and Bobo was biologically 9,044 (he was posing as Borso during the wedding. Borso was physically 19 as well).

Trivia

You can view her family tree here: L’Albero Genealogico Della Mucca

Regina enjoys music by Freddie Dredd.

She often watches RuPaul’s Drag Race with her son and the wielder. Her favorite queen is Crystal Methyd.

Regina is stupid.

I wonder what human flesh tastes like.

Regina was in prison for 50 years. She had a prison wife named Jo Mama.

Does that make her gay?

Regina is not a feminist as she hates wamen.